He delivers his sinister lines with a multisyllablic gusto that is a joy to watch.

Stagnetti makes for a perfectly hideous pirate, complete with mismatched eyes and stringly beard. They do their thing (briefly – this is edited, mind you) and then find themselves boarded by pirates (literally, that’s not sexual innuendo.) Isabella is wastefully tossed overboard, and Manuel is taken by the pirates Victor Stagnetti and Serena. The story begins with the young Spaniard Manuel and his new bride aboard a ship bound for the Caribbean. Yes, an adult film where the DIALOGUE is worth watching! And you know what? It’s clear the cast and crew had fun doing it (and I’m not just refering to while they were “snuggling”.) – they didn’t take themselves too seriously, but they also threw themselves into their roles with a contagious enthusiasm that makes for some truly memorable scenes. But this film has one overriding feature that makes everything work for it – it’s FUN. True, the acting isn’t Oscar material, nor are the effects on par with what we expect from a hollywood blockbuster. And doing so would be both accurate and fair. Now that we’ve established the nature of “Pirates,” it’s tempting to offer qualifiers when reviewing it “The plot was good… for a porno” or “the acting was ok… for a porno”, etc. That said, this still isn’t a film to share with your 13 year old kids, as sexual context is there in abundance, as are brief images of writhing bodies, and more than a few naked breasts. Many of the scenes, in fact, are cut short before they’ve even properly begun.

It’s important to recognize that this is an edited adult film, as without this knowledge you might be perplexed at how readily the characters get “snuggly” with each other, even in the most unlikely of circumstances (inside a burning barn, for example.) These scenes don’t get terribly graphic – I’ve seen much more explicit in any number of mainstream movies, although rarely in such frequency. This review, however, concerns the R version. That’s not some sort exageration to make a point, it’s a fact – you can buy the unedited version online through many sources. Let’s just make one thing clear from the start – this is an adult film, albeit with all the truly naughty bits edited out to acheive an R rating.

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